A KAZOO IS A KAZOO IS A KAZOO

The Dauphine, full unto bursting with mirthe and merryment, did plaie both long and loud and with divers qualitie...and with great force did he bloe. And faire Isabelle near swooned for he did plaie but a handsbreadth from her ear. and at the height of that song's most prodigious volume...and thinking he to kiss her cheek at the completion of that verse and leaning he close unto here, the Dauphin did sneeze, and a most wondrous and exalted and abundant sneeze did he bloe, for he was of princely birth. The houndes did bark, the hawkes they did flutter; and all who did hear were amazed. And faire Isabelle did faint dead away across table and roasted pig, upon cleric and noble alike did she sprawl...and when her spirit returned and she did awake, she spake with voice aquiver and eardrums split asunder so that she did shout: "Good my Lord, I do but live by the grace and by thine every word; and thy words do fill me with joie and wonder and awe. Pray then, sire, was that last word not KAZOO ?".

KAZOO OR MOUTHPIECE / THE LAZY DADDY STORY

ORMLY GUMFUDGIN "WORLD'S ONLY LIVING BAZOOKA PLAYER"

Mon, 04 Aug 2003 / HOWDY, CAPT. -- Just wanted to let you know your name came up quite a few times at the 30th Annual California State Championship Chili Cookoff in San Berdoo on August 1, 2003!
This is consistant with my efforts to bring you a Warmly Word now and then. Like the opening sentence. How would you ever know if I didn't tell you?
They "Roasted/Toasted" Ormly Guimfudgin for his icon status in the International Chili Society by creating two Bazooka replicas (tongue-in-cheek style) along with hundreds of little plastic kazoos on black top hats, on chili bead necklaces, etc., free to give out to everybody -- causing me to tell people to call up Capt. Kazooz Website on the Internet -- noise it around! I couldn't resist the opportunity.
True to your previous comments to me, about 75% took the kazoo and blew into it with the resulting: "It doesn't work!" I was truly shocked at how right you were. I deemed it the Kazoo Blews!
I eventually had to do a short Bazooka show for a couple of interested chiliheads.
There was much more to this day, but Shakespeare said it so many years ago, "Men of few words are the best men." "Henry V" Act 3, Scene 2 (I try.)
Warmly, Ormly

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