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GET READY 4 NATIONAL KAZOO DAY / 1-28-12

"HUM...DON'T BLOW" IS THE OFFICIAL VIDEO-WEBZINE OF CAPTAIN KAZOOZ KAZOO MUSEUM
Volume #2, Issue Winter, JANUARY, 2012

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NEW articles, photos, videos, music etc. are added throughout the quarter.
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WE GOT MAIL !

ASWEGO Kazoo Song - Don't Be Kazooless

This is a 4.25" all Florida Pine Kazoo!
The Alabama Vest Tribute Kazoo!!!

Hi Captain, I've been making some new kazoos and adding some new designs.
When I got your email about Alabama Vest
I once again got to thinking about what his personal kazoo may have looked like.
I have my Alabama red cedar kazoo that was designed on the lines I thought he would have followed.
But as I got to thinking about it again last week I changed my mind about Alabama's kazoo.
First I think it would have been an all pine kazoo as pine was a readily available wood throughout the south
I think his kazoo would have had a modest amount of shaping to give it somewhat of a torpedo shape.
That would be the natural path a person would take carving a 4" long piece of 2"x2" square pine.
I think that his personal kazoo may have been the inspiration for the shape of the first metal kazoo

The difference with my Alabama Vest Tribute Kazoo and the Original Kazoo design
is that the mouth end of my kazoo is the smaller tail end of the submarine shape
and the vent hole is the larger nose end.
I think that Alabama Vest's personal kazoo would be shaped the same as my kazoo.
When shaping the kazoo my natural tendency is to form the mouth end to the correct diameter
and taper for it to be comfortable to play.
The vent end would have been ovaled somewhat with a bit of taper on the top behind the resonator cap
but not nearly as much as the rounded mouth end.

I could imagine Alabama Vest pulling this kazoo out of his pocket wrapped up in an old blue bandana.
on a Saturday night with a couple pickers and a harp player sitting around a fire pit
with a jug of shine and a tune or two.

So after careful deliberation and consideration the attached picture is my representation of
Alabama Vest's personal kazoo.

THE ASWEGO "CAPTAIN KAZOO" KAZOO

[Kazooz] Double Barrel Kazoo Aswego Style


Memphis Shakedown - The Carolina Chocolate Drops
"Best Kazooing I've seen, Certainly the most enthusiastic"...from Motleyjust motleyjust

RELAX...IT'S INTERMISSION

"PACHEIBEL'S CANNON in D"
PERFORMED on the V-1000 SYNTH KAZOO
by Howard "kaz" Capp

WE GOT MORE MAIL !

Captain Kazoo
I want you to know what a fun experience you provided for me.
For some reason, this morning I had a great childhood memory of ordering the Woody Woodpecker kazoo after seeing the ad for it on my box of Rice Krispies.
The agony of waiting for the 4-6 week delivery time came back to me too.
And then the great memory of finally getting the kazoo and tooting my little heart out on that thing.
I could picture what the kazoo looked like exactly.

Well, by now I'm well acquainted with how the internet is bound to show me most anything I can think of.
I typed "Woody Woodpecker kazoo" in my Google search bar
- and instantly was taken to the page of your site where you have that fantastic photo of the kazoo
- as well as the box it came in, and the ad--
Oh my, each item in the picture was exactly as I'd just gotten through recalling it.
And the bonus was the glorious extra shots of Woody taken from different angles.
THANK YOU!--You made my morning.----wish I still had my Woody kazoo - I'd be playing it right now.
Randy Bowser Hey Randy,
What a wonderful story, I hope I have your permission to publish your story
in our JAN 2012 issue of "HUM...DON'T BLOW"
I'm not sure how many Woody Woodpecker kazoos are in our collection
but on the chance that we may have more than one I would like to give one to you, original box and all.
Have a Great T Day and Keep On Hummin',
kaz "Captain Kazoo" cap

CAPTAIN
It's the day after Thanksgiving. One bird is gone, the kind Turkey that gave his all for our Thanksgiving Day feast. But another, happier bird has flown in!--- YAAAAAAAH Woody!

Captain, In return for the fantastic Woody kazoo - through the magic of the various music programs I use,
I turned some old kazoos I have into instruments I can play on my keyboard.
In honor of you, and given in gratitude for your generous gift - I give you:
"THUS HUMMED ZARATHUSTRA"!


by Randy Bowser

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Special added Email from Randy B.

Canadian composer, Michel Edwards who writes complex, modern pieces for orchestra,
jumped on the Kazoo band wagon when I posted my "Zarathustra",
he said he laughed so hard he almost wet himself.
Using some of the Kazoo samples, he posted this bit based on "Country Gardens," a well known piece by Percy Grainger.

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FLAMENKAZOO is a Parody (a satirical imitation; a spoof) on the relationship of the Guitar and/or Banjo and the Kazoo.
This duo has been paired in every style of music from Jug to Jazz, Classic to Country and just about everything except Flamenco.
I felt it was time that the sacred egg be broken and that an omlet of Flamenco Git-Jo and Kazoo be prepared and served up to the masses.
ENTER FLAMENKAZOO ! THE WORLD'S ONLY CANTE CHICO COMPOSITION FOR GIT-JO & KAZOO
(The GIT-JO is a 3 string Guitar/Banjo)
Structure: There are two forms of flamenco songs: cante jondo and cante chico. Cante jondo are slower and usually feature sad lyrics about disappointed love or death, while cante chico are much quicker, more popular and dance-oriented. The concept of duende is very important in flamenco. Loosely, defined, duende is a spiritual or emotional bond between the performer and audience, created by the performer's intense concentration and passion.

BACK IN THE DAY
CAPTAIN KAZOOZ BIRTH OF SCCTV / OCT,1989

Captain Kazoo aka Howard Capp rehearsing his FIERY FLAMENCO GUITAR PARODY
for the 1989 SCCTV United Way Telethon just minutes before the EARTHQUAKE HIT !
The Telethon was cancelled and this video has been on the shelf for 20 years.
THE PUNCH LINE OF THE SKIT WAS THAT THE GUITARIST HAD A BEGINNING AND A MIDDLE
BUT COULD NOT DECIDE ON AN END !

PLEASE...IF YOU RECOGNIZE ANYONE IN ANY OF THESE PICTURES AND KNOW WHERE THEY ARE OR WHATEVER...
PLEASE, LET THEM KNOW OR LET ME KNOW via email or however. Thanx, Captain Kazoo
captainkazoo@gmail.com

Original Videotaping and Soundtrack by Howard Capp

A "NEW" organization to promote the study of the "KAZOO" in all fields,
including--but not limited to--
performance, construction, history, design, science, composing, education, etc.
Due to storage and bandwidth limitations, some materials and information may be kept at the
YAHOO GROUP "KAZOOZ"
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Kazooz/
FOR MORE INFO CLICK BELOW

SPECIAL THANX...KAZOOBIE !

TWO NEW KAZOOZ FROM KAZOOBIE KAZOOS INC.
Kazoobie Kazoos has generously donated 2 (two) KAZOBO KAZOOS to Captain Kazooz Kazoo Museum


FOR THE BEST KAZOOZ IN THE WORLD

KAZART by KAZCAP



"SICKTRICK"


NEW ADDITIONS
12/26/11

Runae Moon~~(Digital Art by Merenwynn)


Well, here is a new digital art video of Miss Runae Moon, she is an extraordinary performer.
Happy Holidays to you and your family!
Much love and many blessings, ~Merenwynn *HUGS*

Nattefrost live at Klub Golem, Odense, Denmark 17th December 2011

Marco Fadda - Hypnotic Udu

Rodrik didgeridoo Berlin Didge Festival 2011

Gisle Torvik Trio live at The Serbian National Theatre
Novi Sad Jazz Festival 2011.mov

Gisle Torvik - guitar / Audun Ellingsen - double bass / Hermund NygŚrd - drums

The Old Clarinet Kazoo presents

My name is Diego Zubrycky and I'm a kazooist from Brazil.
I discovered this instrument on youtube and I fell in love with it.
Unfortunately, kazoos are non-existent here in Brazil. I am starting a small collection, I'll send you the photos later.
I made two small kazoo christmas videos, just for fun. I hope you like it.
I used an old metal clarinet kazoo
Cheers, Diego

VIDEO-ZINE CONTRIBUTERS ARE WELCOME
ARTISTS, MUSICIANS, WRITERS, COLLECTORS, KAZOO PLAYERS, MAKERS, FANZ & FRIENDS
HUM...DON'T BLOW IS ALWAYS ON THE LOOKOUT FOR INTERESTING ARTICLES, VIDEOS, MUSIC, COMPUTER ART, KAZOO SOLOS, COLLECTIBLE KAZOOZ ETC.
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CAPTAIN KAZOO SEZ...COMMENTS, POSITIVE and/or NEGATIVE, are much appreciated and will help us make the WEB-ZINE more amusing, informative and whatever else you might suggest.
Thanx for Reading this far and Keep On Hummin', Kaz "Captain Kazoo" Cap

THANK YOU & KEEP ON HUMMIN', CAPTAIN KAZOO

This VIDEO-WEBZINE was conceived by and
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Howard Capp aka kaz cap aka CAPTAIN KAZOO.
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